Saturday 31 March 2012

Shopping List (Pot)

 This list works for me on a whole heap of levels.

Anyone who adds "POT" (in block capitals to emphasise this and placing at the top of the list) to their Friday-big-shop is OK by me.

It's like a little Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs in its own right - the only items missing might be a woolly jumper and a hooker.

Gotta get these things right.... got my pot.... then the munchies.... cup of tea and some toast... check..... glass of gin... check.... series of stoned stunts involving farts and hairspray.... check....  the rest is a complete mystery.

The fact that someone is UNchristian enough to tear up a Christian Aid leaflet so they don't forget to buy some blow is testament to this list in itself.

(written on a christian aid leaflet)

shopping list front
 shopping list back

5 comments:

Polgara said...

Did you write this lol

Polgara said...

Did you write this lol

Polgara said...

Did you write this lol

ArcticFox said...

i did and thrice I say.... i did, i did, i did!!

Polgara said...

Ha ha dunno why it posted 3 times