Pepperoni and Muesli Bars

A bizarre combination right there. Fine sliced Italian salami sausage, ditched amongst the muesli bars.... you know the kind of bar.... they're meant to be healthy... they look healthy, they're packaged to look healthy, but they're chock full of enough calories and sugar and salt and fat to actually warrant them being labelled as "meal replacement" bars. I can only imagine that the lure of saving a quid on the "Kellog's multigrain oat bake choc" offer meant that they didn't really need a pizza or antipasti after all. I know which I would prefer.... if I wasn't vegetarian of course... in fact, I wouldn't want either!!