Washing up bowl on pink vests

I am amazed at womens' shops. Their state of complete and utter devastation, with articles strewn all over the place, and their constant similarity to a jumble sale would put me off trying to buy anything there. For women, the challenge of "rooting out" a bargain is the thrill of the chase. Anyhoo, these little pink vests must have proved too much for the Shirley Valentinesque shopper..... "Screw the washing up, I'm going to Greece".