fuck peas

 The term "fuck peas" has rarely been more apt than in this 13 year long reboot of this blog.

So, I give to you, the point where important decisions were made, and for tea we had pork pie and red wine....

(Aldi - Oakes, Hudds) - i know, Aldi is such low hanging fruit, but i needed to get back on the bus somehow, right?

Welcome back, me!

White Wine with Mayo

Oh, it's so classically Tescos. A bumper bargain jar of Hellman's mayo, dumped, unceremoniously, amongst the cheap Italian Pinot Grigot!! The amount of random shopping that occurs amongst the aisles full of booze are endless.... people must suddenly realise that they'd rather get slaughtered than make that giant chicken and mayonnaise sandwich after all.

Lunch with Wine

Shall I have a glass of wine with my lunch? Maybe I should have a bottle? Wait, the Kumala Zenith Merlot Pinotage Shiraz in both white and red is on half price.... If I skip the food, I can have a bottle of each! Bollocks, I'm gonna take them all....