Noodles and Grape Juice

I would love to take these two items, a bottle of red grape juice and a pot of microwaveable noddles to the checkout, and to demand that the two items only cost two pounds as advertised in this stunning offer. Microwaveable noodles?? Don't they only take two minutes in boiling water anyway? Ridiculous!!

Potatoes on Bedding

Luxurious waffle weave cotton duvet set, and a bag of jacket potatoes.... Is this where the concept of potato waffles came from? Or the concept of a bed jacket.... I don't know, but whoever dropped this beggar, was quite tall.