Freeway Cola XX

I do not even recognise the words "Freeway Cola XX" - I mean, let's take it one step at a time....

Freeway is the low-rent, budget version of Lidl's soft drinks.

Cola, well we all kind of know what "cola" is.... it's a brown fizzy thing.

XX - I mean.... XX?  I guess it's to mimic the X at the end of MAX, as in Pepsi?  But just randomly throwing at the end of a product name without any context?  I have patience, but this is just like marketing dartboard shit!  I presume, and I am being generous here, that the XX actually means, somehow, sugar free?  Hell, maybe even caffeine free?

Now..... product and packaging aside.....

WTF?

I struggle to even tell which product has been randomly shopped here..... it's a pizazzling smorgasbord of random shit all chucked together.....

My OCD eye twitches and I can taste metal.

fuck peas

 The term "fuck peas" has rarely been more apt than in this 13 year long reboot of this blog.

So, I give to you, the point where important decisions were made, and for tea we had pork pie and red wine....

(Aldi - Oakes, Hudds) - i know, Aldi is such low hanging fruit, but i needed to get back on the bus somehow, right?

Welcome back, me!